| Zach: | Oh well, the tire on my bike is flat so I haven't been riding it. |
| Me: | How did that happen?? |
| Zach: | I don't really know. |
| Me: | Well, did you run over something or do you think someone was a douchebag and popped your tire? |
| Zach: | No I ran it into a ditch. |
| Me: | ...................... |
| Me: | ...... |
| Me: | ........ |
| Me: | When did this even happen? |
| Zach: | Two weeks ago. |
| Me: | So....I think running into the ditch popped your tire. |
| Me: | /ded |
| Zach: | You know you snorted a little bit just then right? |
I lost 7 followers during my MTV Awards Liveblog. Was it really that bad?
I was sad until I realized most of the porn blogs have stopped following me. *Is okay with this*
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP COMMENTING ON EVERY GODDAMN THING I FUCKING PUT ON FACEBOOK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Last night was greatttt. I only wish Zach had been home so he could have had fun too! Missing my man
So, recently I’ve been thinking about getting a full Brazilian Laser Hair Removal treatment. I don’t mind shaving my legs and my underarms but I can’t stand shaving my pubic hair. It annoys the piss out of me because some how, no matter what razor I use hair is still just there chillin acting like it pays rent. I’m currently researching costs and kinds of treatments and stuff so if anyone has advice drop me a line.
All I really want to do is take a nap. But I have to clean the house before my parents get home. Le sigh.
Also tumblr witches you guise should give me curse suggestions please! I’ve opened my submit box for them. I made a post about it on my other blog, but I want to make my first curse a really big nasty one for my boyfriend’s ex wife.
Ugh I feel like such crap. But, when my work called me to see if I could come in yesterday I told them I was hanging out with people in a different city. Now I feel like if I call in sick they’ll think I’m hungover or something instead of being actually sick. Plus they’ve had so many people call out and they’re trying to give me the extra hours I need.
Damnit
Plus also Zach’s base is in black out so I can’t even talk to him until it’s over and idk when that will be. Can it just be September already?