asksecularwitch:

heathersketcheroos:

Blerp

I WANT ONE NOW. IN MY HAND. RIGHT NOW.
THIS.
NOW
HAND
WANT.

asksecularwitch:

heathersketcheroos:

Blerp

I WANT ONE NOW. IN MY HAND. RIGHT NOW.

THIS.

NOW

HAND

WANT.

jeremykaye:

And the witch starved to death, but she kinda deserved it. The cabin was made of Neil Diamond albums.
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jeremykaye:

And the witch starved to death, but she kinda deserved it. The cabin was made of Neil Diamond albums.

Facebook - Twitter - UP and OUT subreddit - Patreon

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

roughsexmakesmewet:

actually me

roughsexmakesmewet:

actually me

awwww-cute:

Duckling walking on some lily pads

awwww-cute:

Duckling walking on some lily pads

"Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write “ducking.” Sincerely, Everyone."

Kristen Bell (via nickie4president)

THIS

(via rose-g0ld)

gratefully-dabbed:

gwivyan:

You know what the anon option is for? (✿◠‿◠)

For shy people who are too scared to talk to their favourite blogs. (◡‿◡✿)

Not for you to act like a piece of shit. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

seriously fucking trolls.

scarykeion:


kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER