July 2012
4 tags
Darling this is the worst idea
Its okay because I’m in bitch mode and ready to go. I’ll worry about the results later.
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
6 tags
Going to solve my current issues they way I should...
I’m going to drink until they make sense and I know what I should do or I decide not to give a flying fuck.
June 2012
Reblog if you are really a 45 year old pedophile.
mormondad:
when you get a “reblog failed” notification and it actually failed
Imagine if your future husband/wife is following...
laugh-addict:
What husband/wife.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
3 tags
Fuck you
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
I need new friends...
Me: (After forcing my friend to watch Thor, after she has seen the Avengers) See! Loki's not a bad guy! He's misunderstood!
Friend: But he did bad things, and was mean to his nice little family...
Me: NO! He has a TERRIBLE family! I mean, Odin neglected him his entire life, and never gave him acceptance. He never told Loki who he actually was, and was using him as a pawn. All Loki ever wanted was for his father to actually love him and tell him "Yes." But even when Loki was dangling over a never ending abyss, and begging one last time for acceptance his daddy still said "No."
Friend: ...
Me: And Thor just used Loki like a little fangirl, to tell him he was right and to assert power over. He was rude and pushy to Loki the entire movie!
Friend: ...
Me: All Loki really needs is acceptance, love, and a hug!
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: So he's a deep bad guy...
Me: *screeches*
Holy shit, guys!
helenofdestroy:
misanthropyray:
Against all good sense and reason. It was probably a mistake, so no one tell her, okay?
She is a merciful and benevolent ruler.
HAHAHAAA <3
