February 2011
“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed...”
– The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler (via thechocolatebrigade)
that awkward moment when you shout "oh god yes,...
Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
January 2011
I'm the mother fucking teresa for hungry nerds. :D
Reblog if you're going to have a totally awesome...
I hate when you might have plans with someone and...
That awkward moment
When you’re the most powerful wizard in the world and you can’t kill a one-year-old.
Had a looooong ass day.
Going to sleep early cause my mother is going to wake me up early. Hopefully hanging out with Dj tomorrow :D…oh and finishing the homework for my second class. Bleh
While walking with your friends...
drowned-in-glitter:
idbecomethenight:
alyaae:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE.
brb dying of laughter
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
The desperate moment when
alffie:
you can’t find the beach
glazeskrew started following you
Thank you! <3
I guess I haven't run out of tears just yet and...
HOW IS 2:30 AM THE "RIGHT TIME" TO PRIVATE CALL ME...
Thanks mike. Just thanks.
Baby name genie
dominiquedeer:
I laughed so hard at Cornelius
