My aunt and uncle came for Easter lunch and brought their spawn children. Reinforcing my not wanting to have children. At all. Ever. These fucking children are monsters and I can’t stand them. Or my aunt and uncle. They need to just go.
Edit: THEY ARE WATCHING CARTOONS WITH THE KIDS. DIDN’T BRING ANYTHING HAVEN’T OFFERED TO HELP FUCKING NOTHING. I’M LIVID
The Date: 1. You both get $5.00 2. Split up inside Target and give a time limit of 30 minutes. 3. Find something for your spouse for $5 or less (it’s harder than you think!) 4. Meet in the front after 30 minutes to exchange gifts 5. The winner is the one who found the better gift. Winner gets to choose the activity for the night! 6. Ready, set, GO!