June 2013
*rubs eyes*
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*scREAMS*
ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS
SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?
Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?
NO MOAR!
Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.
NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
[whispers] i miss harry potter
[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER
[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER
[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Don’t be scared lovely you make a good point
WHAT THE FUCK FACEBOOK WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING LOAD ALREADY I NEED TO DO SOME FUCKING IMPORTANT SHIT AND YOU JUST NEED TO FUCKING LOAD ALREADY YOU STUPID BITCHASS WEBSITE.
What was that flash when she turned on the light? Was I the only one who saw that?
It was the porch light blowing out.
dude
i’m pretty sure that was forced cannibalism
Ashley opens the door & walks outside.
ME: WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU STUPID?! DON’T GO OUTSIDE!!! YOU’RE GONNA DIE YOU STUPID LADY!!
did anyone else think -A had cooked the bird and was eating it at first before they showed it alive hahaha or am i just weird
The girls still don't know about Emily's head injury!?
The mother fucking bird is gone. Imagine that.
but no really what the fuck is this show and why have I dedicated my life to it
Of course the bird is saying Pretty Bird
This show is playing to bird stereotypes they are birdists!
- spencer: "why'd you kiss him"
- aria: "i don't know. maybe because i miss ezra, i almost got killed last week, i don't know because he smells like cinnamon"
only on pretty little liars would a bird sing a fucking phone number
how is there only 10 minutes left omg what
YOU CANT IGNORE ME!!!!
-SPENCER
Okay, I lied. Spencer Hastings: Bird Whisperer
Paige: Ugh. Why am I such a failure as a girlfriend?
Maya:
“Does it take requests?”
—Spencer Hastings (via spoffee)
OKAY, BIRDS DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT WHEN THEY TALK WTF
Emily was bleeding
Think its time Emily got another hobby.
emily didnt you learn your lesson when A drugged you with steriods?
Holy shit…
No Emily…